Wednesday, March 12, 2008

I Write the Songs

Another step forward into my babe-induced dorkiness.  I invent songs now.  Bad songs.  I only sing them because they make her smile.

Months ago, my fellow mommy friend confessed to me that she did this.  "I'll never do that," I thought.  "I'm too self-conscious."  Show me a self-conscious mother and I'll show you a gnome on a leprechaun on a woman who hates shoes!  It would seem that nobody's opinion of me is more important than my daughter's smile.

So you won't be surprised if you hear:

"You've Got No Pants"

"You Aren't Wearing Any Pants Right Now [Papa remix]"

or

"Let Me Wipe Your Mouth (With a Burp Cloth, Girl)"

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